Because nothing says fitness fanatic like a coffee mug that screams "Will run for carbs" or a sweater that lets everyone know you’ve skipped leg day (again). Whether you’re pounding the pavement, crushing weights, or pretending your bike ride to the café counts as a Tour de France stage, we’ve got the perfect gifts to flex your sense of humour as hard as your biceps.

Hydrate? Sure. Caffeinate? Always. Dominate? Obviously.

Perfect for runners, gym junkies, cyclists—and anyone who likes to look fit while holding a mug.