Shipping policy

All of our products are made to order and fulfilled by trusted Printify production partners. This means your items are specially printed just for you – no dusty stockrooms here, just fresh, funny gifts made on demand!

Processing Time

  • Orders are usually processed and sent to production within 2–3 business days.

  • Production times may vary depending on the product, but most items are ready to ship within 3–7 business days.

Shipping within the UK

  • Standard UK delivery typically takes 3–5 business days after production.

  • You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order has shipped.

  • Please note: since items are printed on demand, shipping times may vary slightly depending on the production partner and your location.

Shipping Costs

  • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the product and your delivery address.

  • Occasionally, if you order multiple items, they may ship separately as they could be produced at different facilities.

International Shipping

At this time, we primarily ship within the UK. If you’re outside the UK and spot something you really need in your life, please get in touch and we’ll see what we can do!

Delays & Issues

  • While we do our best to get your goodies to you quickly, delays can sometimes occur due to customs, courier issues, or high seasonal demand.

  • If your order hasn’t arrived within 15 business days of shipping, please contact us and we’ll look into it.

Important Notes

  • Because our products are made to order, we cannot guarantee delivery by a specific date (like birthdays or holidays). We recommend ordering in advance if you need something by a particular time.

  • Shipping times are estimates and not guaranteed.