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Half Marathon wanker mug with blue inside and handle, with a pink and blue animal print background and the words half marathon wanker in a fun, bold font.
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Because running 13.1 miles once wasn’t enough—you also have to tell everyone about it. This funny marathon mug is the perfect gift for runners who proudly drop “when I ran my half marathon” into every conversation (usually before you’ve even had your coffee).

Ideal for post-race recovery brews, pre-run caffeine rituals, or office desk flexing, this mug celebrates the glory—and smugness—of being a true marathon wanker. Whether it’s your first half marathon, your tenth, or you’re just training for one and already won’t shut up about it, this is the ultimate running gift.

Perfect as a half marathon training gift, a finisher present, or a cheeky reminder that yes—you’ve earned the right to humblebrag forever. Available with pink, blue or yellow details. Handwash only. 

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
•Microwave safe
• Handwash only

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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