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For the runner who swears they’re not that into running — but somehow manages to bring up their half marathon every time the topic of fitness comes up. The Half Marathon Wanker mouse mat is the ultimate desk companion for those proudly (and hilariously) obsessed with their 13.1-mile glory.
Perfect for celebrating that runner who’s already planning their next race, checking Strava like it’s a full-time job, or reminding everyone that “it’s basically a full marathon, just without the blisters.”
A brilliant funny running gift, half marathon training present, or office joke gift for the fitness fanatic in your life. Because every runner deserves recognition — especially the Half Marathon Wanker.
Ideal for runners, gym lovers, and anyone who knows that 13.1 miles is a big deal (and deserves to be mentioned... often).
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
£13.99
Perfect for celebrating that runner who’s already planning their next race, checking Strava like it’s a full-time job, or reminding everyone that “it’s basically a full marathon, just without the blisters.”
A brilliant funny running gift, half marathon training present, or office joke gift for the fitness fanatic in your life. Because every runner deserves recognition — especially the Half Marathon Wanker.
Ideal for runners, gym lovers, and anyone who knows that 13.1 miles is a big deal (and deserves to be mentioned... often).
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!