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For the runner who can’t go five minutes without mentioning their latest marathon… this one’s for you. The Marathon Wanker mouse mat is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who’s proudly obsessed with running — and totally self-aware about it.
Whether they’re tracking splits, checking Strava, or casually dropping “when I ran London…” into every conversation, this hilarious mouse mat celebrates the ultimate running personality: dedicated, disciplined, and just a tiny bit smug.
Perfect as a funny running gift, marathon training present, or office gag gift for your favourite endurance junkie. Because let’s face it — every workplace (and running club) has a Marathon Wanker.
Ideal for runners, gym fans, and anyone who knows that 26.2 miles is not just a distance… it’s a lifestyle.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
£13.99
Whether they’re tracking splits, checking Strava, or casually dropping “when I ran London…” into every conversation, this hilarious mouse mat celebrates the ultimate running personality: dedicated, disciplined, and just a tiny bit smug.
Perfect as a funny running gift, marathon training present, or office gag gift for your favourite endurance junkie. Because let’s face it — every workplace (and running club) has a Marathon Wanker.
Ideal for runners, gym fans, and anyone who knows that 26.2 miles is not just a distance… it’s a lifestyle.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!