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Because 13.1 miles is still long enough to brag about (and you definitely will). This funny Half Marathon Wanker card is the perfect way to celebrate your favourite runner’s achievement with a dose of humour.
Ideal as a half marathon congratulations card, a good luck message before race day, or a cheeky gift for that friend who won’t stop talking about their training runs and Strava uploads. With a bold design and space inside for your own message, it’s the ultimate way to say well done (while taking the piss a little).
Perfect for race day celebrations, runner birthdays, or just reminding them that every mile counts—especially when they won’t stop mentioning it.
• Sizes:
Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Left blank inside for your own message
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
£4.49
Ideal as a half marathon congratulations card, a good luck message before race day, or a cheeky gift for that friend who won’t stop talking about their training runs and Strava uploads. With a bold design and space inside for your own message, it’s the ultimate way to say well done (while taking the piss a little).
Perfect for race day celebrations, runner birthdays, or just reminding them that every mile counts—especially when they won’t stop mentioning it.
• Sizes:
Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Left blank inside for your own message
• Comes with a complimentary envelope