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Because running 26.2 miles is impressive—but telling everyone about it is a true talent. This funny pink Marathon Wanker card is the perfect way to celebrate a runner’s big achievement with humour (and a little sass).
Ideal as a marathon finisher card, a good luck message before the big race, or a cheeky congratulations for the Strava-obsessed runner in your life. With a bold pink design and plenty of space inside for your own message, it’s a gift and a laugh all in one.
Perfect for birthdays, race day celebrations, or just reminding your favourite runner that yes, they’re a marathon wanker—and you love them for it.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes:
- Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
£3.29
Ideal as a marathon finisher card, a good luck message before the big race, or a cheeky congratulations for the Strava-obsessed runner in your life. With a bold pink design and plenty of space inside for your own message, it’s a gift and a laugh all in one.
Perfect for birthdays, race day celebrations, or just reminding your favourite runner that yes, they’re a marathon wanker—and you love them for it.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes:
- Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope