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For the runner who can’t stop talking about their training plan, splits, or latest Strava segment — meet the Running Wanker mouse mat. A hilarious desk essential for those proudly obsessed with all things running (and only slightly unbearable about it).
Perfect for the friend, partner, or colleague who’s always in taper mode, carb-loading for no apparent reason, or casually wearing a race T-shirt to every Zoom call.
Whether they’re a marathon veteran or a Sunday jogger with main-character energy, this funny running gift is guaranteed to make them laugh — and probably post about it.
Because every running club, office, and friendship group has one… the Running Wanker.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
£13.99
Perfect for the friend, partner, or colleague who’s always in taper mode, carb-loading for no apparent reason, or casually wearing a race T-shirt to every Zoom call.
Whether they’re a marathon veteran or a Sunday jogger with main-character energy, this funny running gift is guaranteed to make them laugh — and probably post about it.
Because every running club, office, and friendship group has one… the Running Wanker.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!